# @chiseledadonis on Instagram

- **Type:** Image
- **Original URL:** https://www.instagram.com/p/BhM1ga_DURX
- **Gondola URL:** https://gondola.cc/posts/15118455-chiseledadonis-instagram
- **Thumbnail:** https://img.gondola.cc/tr:w-,h-,fo-auto/postThumbnails/2f0c161e25.jpg
- **Posted:** 2018-04-05T19:30:41.000+00:00
- **Account Owner:** Chiseled Adonis (@chiseledadonis) — https://gondola.cc/chiseledadonis

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Can someone explain to me how you can unconditionally love a baby you JUST met?! 🤔🤔🤔
How can the baby be perfect?! YOU DONT EVEN KNOW THAT MUTHAFUCKA! 
Babies be releasing their bowels & throwing up EVERYWHERE unannounced!! How can you love someone whom you've just met?! Now I know what you're gonna say... "It's their creation" WELL GUESS WHAT SUSAN! I CREATED FECAL MATTER EARLIER... DO I LOVE IT?! I SHOT OUT MY HUMAN LIFE FORM IN THE FORM OF FLUID ON A HARLOT'S BACKSIDE... DID I LOVE THE FLUID?! SPARE ME YOUR WORDS!!!
Get outta here with that loveeeeeee
GO SEE YOUR GUIDANCE CONSULAR! ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖
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GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY! TONIGHTS DMS ARE SPONSORED BY BOOTY... COURTESY OF lovelynicocoa
Good gawd woman... To hell with being smooth... GET IN MY BEDROOM WOMAN!! Matter fact... I'll join you in the shower! A brother is parched over here... The IG Thirst Traps are REAL! 
It was a Genjutsu... Never catch me in the trap you doggone harlot! I'll still give you the pipe though... That water running funny... Send me your address, I'll bring a pipe over TOUT DE SUITE! (For my French followers... I said it right this time! )
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