# @chiseledadonis on Instagram

- **Type:** Video
- **Original URL:** https://www.instagram.com/p/BWQeNKZnwvw
- **Gondola URL:** https://gondola.cc/posts/15119425-chiseledadonis-instagram
- **Posted:** 2017-07-07T19:38:42.000+00:00
- **Account Owner:** Chiseled Adonis (@chiseledadonis) — https://gondola.cc/chiseledadonis

## Caption

nba my DMs are open & I'm willing to negotiate contracts! It seems like everybody is getting big time deals so I'd like one as well! I'm hereby submitting my resume to the National Basketball Association!
Strengths:
- Nightmare Shake (Probability of a travel)
- LeapShot (Basket Not Guaranteed)
- Triple Play Powers (If Allowed to wear Timbs as substitute for sneakers)
- Voo-doo coming to a Hood near you (Will eviscerate opposing team if lead is insurmountable... Imminent Victory by default.) *Possible Murder Conviction*

Weaknesses
- No professional experience
- Eats Chicken Over Rice During Games
- Parents refuse to let him out of the house
- Has obsession with referencing ISIS
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