# @csucollegian on Instagram

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- **Original URL:** https://www.instagram.com/p/DCp4K1ghmAJ
- **Gondola URL:** https://gondola.cc/posts/25021349-csucollegian-instagram
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- **Posted:** 2024-11-22T00:57:10.000+00:00
- **Account Owner:** The Rocky Mountain Collegian (@CSUCollegian) — https://gondola.cc/CSUCollegian

## Caption

Thanksgiving isn’t just a holiday about gratitude. At its core, it’s a holiday about bloodshed.

Long have we normalized — even memorialized — a tradition not meant for regular, everyday humans like us. We try to mimic the gods, these untouchables who dominate the upper echelons of their careers. We pretend our 55-year-old fathers can still throw touchdowns like Aaron Rodgers without throwing out their backs. We wash down our pain and torment with gravy and pumpkin pie afterward.

Read the full satire column at the link in our bio.

Written by Emma Souza
Illustration by Kaylee Madson

*Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section.

#collegianseriously #satire #rockymountaincollegian #rmsmc

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