# @standup on YouTube

- **Type:** Video
- **Original URL:** https://youtube.com/watch?v=eP0C8Duv_vs
- **Gondola URL:** https://gondola.cc/posts/27699032-standup-youtube
- **Thumbnail:** https://img.gondola.cc/tr:w-,h-,fo-auto/postThumbnails/fdf58829d7.jpg
- **Posted:** 2024-08-26T01:00:07.000+00:00
- **Account Owner:** Comedy Central Stand-Up (@standup) — https://gondola.cc/standup

## Caption

Demetri Martin explains why rock-paper-scissors is illogical, people in glass houses really should throw stones and turtles are the ideal way to advertise a band.

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Demetri Martin. Person.
Original airdate: Jan 14, 2007

#StandUp #DemetriMartin

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## Stats

- **Views:** 281,619
- **Likes:** 5,309
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- **Comments:** 317

## Tags

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