# @csucollegian on Instagram

- **Type:** Image
- **Original URL:** https://www.instagram.com/p/DH6xMI4orTz
- **Gondola URL:** https://gondola.cc/posts/28868730-csucollegian-instagram
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- **Posted:** 2025-04-01T21:00:14.000+00:00
- **Account Owner:** The Rocky Mountain Collegian (@CSUCollegian) — https://gondola.cc/CSUCollegian

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Look, let’s be real — life is hard. Student loans? Sky-high. Job market? Bleak. The constant existential dread of figuring out what you’re doing with your life? Ever-present. We are certainly not live, laugh, loving in these conditions. That’s why I’m here to tell you that it’s time to stop resisting the inevitable: you should absolutely, unequivocally and enthusiastically join a cult. 

And no, I’m not talking about a fun little book club or that yoga studio that keeps asking you to donate your life savings to their spiritual leader. I mean the real deal — matching robes, chanting at sunrise and absolute devotion to an enigmatic leader with a suspiciously vague backstory. I know, I know, I sound like I’ve absolutely lost it, but I swear I am completely and totally 110% sane. Joining a cult is perfectly reasonable — just hear me out.

Read the full article on The Collegian website, linked in our bio, or by picking up this week’s print edition.

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject to be offended.

Written by Hanky Panky
Photo by Cosmic Misfortune

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