# @csucollegian on Instagram

- **Type:** Image
- **Original URL:** https://www.instagram.com/p/DH6jci_iIda
- **Gondola URL:** https://gondola.cc/posts/28868732-csucollegian-instagram
- **Thumbnail:** https://img.gondola.cc/tr:w-,h-,fo-auto/postThumbnails/514b4d5d7e.jpg
- **Posted:** 2025-04-01T19:00:08.000+00:00
- **Account Owner:** The Rocky Mountain Collegian (@CSUCollegian) — https://gondola.cc/CSUCollegian

## Caption

A student living on the 13th floor of Westfall Hall has been identified as having a Grubhub delivery robot as a pet.

Jordan Takeout, a first-year studying food delivery, found the robot just outside of his dorm one late night after a party.

“He, yes he, looked so lost,” Takeout said. “He was just kind of spinning around, beeping every now and then, trying to reroute or something. What was I supposed to do, let it stay confused?”

Read the full article on The Collegian website, linked in our bio, or by picking up this week’s print edition.

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject to be offended.

Story and photo by Catholic Abortion

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