# @csucollegian on Instagram

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- **Original URL:** https://www.instagram.com/p/DH6PTYOC-Vx
- **Gondola URL:** https://gondola.cc/posts/28868737-csucollegian-instagram
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- **Posted:** 2025-04-01T16:04:07.000+00:00
- **Account Owner:** The Rocky Mountain Collegian (@CSUCollegian) — https://gondola.cc/CSUCollegian

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In light of increasing partisanship at the local, state, federal and even student level, Colorado State University has announced that dueling will be condoned, legal and supported on campus to settle disputes between students.

Effective immediately, dueling is condoned across campus for all registered student organizations and groups as way to settle disputes and differences, with new emphasis being placed on the ten-paces method of demanding satisfaction.

“The country is so polarized now,” said President Amy Parsons in a statement to the university community. “We need our Rams to be prepared to enter the world with a sense of realism. That’s what the CSU experience is all about. Dueling is an exciting way of using our actions rather than our words.”

The Student Fee Review Board of the Associated Students of CSU will collaborate with the university to fund the new Horn of CAM Dueling Cabinet, located in the Ramskellar, equipped with foam swords and 18th-century ornate BB gun pistols, the fake weapons of choice for dueling.

Read the full article on The Collegian website, linked in our bio, or by picking up this week’s print edition.

Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject to be offended.

Story and photo by Astronomically Stressed

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