# @ethos_atx on Instagram

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- **Original URL:** https://www.instagram.com/p/DGLMEJtMIBp
- **Gondola URL:** https://gondola.cc/posts/34274214-ethos-atx-instagram
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- **Posted:** 2025-02-17T13:00:00.000+00:00
- **Account Owner:** Ethos (@ethos_atx) — https://gondola.cc/ethos_atx

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🧡Ethos + Hooters GILF night is back! 👵

We’re serving up boozy bangers as timeless as the legends behind the bar. Sip, savor, and celebrate with cocktails that pack a punch stronger than your grandma’s unsolicited life advice.

🍹 The Really Old-Fashioned – Just like Nana, this one’s aged to perfection. A stiff pour of whiskey, a touch of bitters, and a splash of wisdom you didn’t ask for.

🍸 The Dirty Shirley Temple-but-Don’t-Call-Me-Shirley – Vodka, grenadine, and a maraschino cherry that’s lived through the Great Depression. Sweet, strong, and just the right amount of scandalous.

🍾 Bingo Bubbly – Champagne and elderflower liqueur, because every GILF deserves a little sparkle (and a strong alibi for why she’s been winning bingo since ’82).

🥃 The Metamucil Mule – Vodka, ginger beer, lime, and just enough fiber to keep things moving… in more ways than one.

🍊 The Screw You Driver – Fresh OJ, vodka, and the passive-aggressive stare of a grandma who’s disappointed in your life choices.

🍑 The Peachy Pension – Bourbon, peach schnapps, and a garnish of dried prunes (because hydration and digestion are key, darling).

Tag your friends and get ready for a night of bottomless fun (and possibly bottomless soup, if Grandma insists). #GILFHootersNight #HootersMakesYouHappy #AgedLikeFineWhiskey

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hootersmakesyouhappy, agedlikefinewhiskey, gilfhootersnight

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