# @occupydemocrats on Instagram

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- **Original URL:** https://www.instagram.com/p/DRwOissDhpj
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- **Posted:** 2025-12-02T08:01:35.000+00:00
- **Account Owner:** Occupy Democrats (@occupydemocrats) — https://gondola.cc/occupydemocrats

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🚨 BREAKING: Gavin Newsom just HUMILIATED Trump with the most SAVAGE “medical report” EVER WRITTEN. 🧠🏋️‍♂️💉

In what may be the funniest and most BRUTAL troll in political history, Governor Gavin Newsom just released a fake physical that roasts Trump so hard it should come with a prescription.

The headline?

👉 “Healthiest human currently alive or recorded in medical history.” 😂

Yes. That’s what it says. And it only gets better…

🩺 Newsom’s arteries? “Shimmering.”
🧘‍♂️ Heart rate? So calm the EKG asked if he was “meditating or just naturally enlightened.”
🧠 Brain scans? Only “an unusually active region for intelligence, multitasking, and being wildly productive before sunrise.”
🌲 Bone density? A radiologist thought they scanned a redwood tree.

And the cherry on top? It was signed by “Dr. This Is A Joke.” 😂😂😂

But the message behind the mockery was razor sharp: while Trump’s doctor is busy calling an obese 79-year-old with alleged signs of dementia “perfectly healthy,” Newsom is calling out the absurd lies — and doing it with style.

🔥 “Trump needs ‘executive time’ to lie down and watch TV. Newsom works full days without dozing off like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.”
🔥 “If they released a side-by-side health chart, we’d redact it for Trump’s emotional well-being.”

Ladies and gentlemen, the roast heard ‘round the world.

LIKE & SHARE if you’re tired of Trump’s obvious health cover-ups… and if you think Governor Newsom just gave America the physical it really needed. 💪🇺🇸

#NewsomVsTrump #trumpisnotfittobepresident #gavinnewsommemes #TrumpMRI #GavinNewsom

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