# @lovestrangelove on Instagram

- **Type:** Video
- **Original URL:** https://www.instagram.com/p/DTZihxfjqMX
- **Gondola URL:** https://gondola.cc/posts/43695450-lovestrangelove-instagram
- **Thumbnail:** https://img.gondola.cc/tr:w-,h-,fo-auto/postThumbnails/1a797a2176.jpg
- **Posted:** 2026-01-12T05:34:13.000+00:00
- **Account Owner:** StrangeLove (@lovestrangelove) — https://gondola.cc/lovestrangelove

## Caption

You won't find Hailey Bieber sensually pouring our drinks into a smoothie. That would just be weird. And we spent all our money on juicy pears anyway.

You will however find Hailey from Brunswick crying into her lunch time Cloudy Pear Soda after the client asked her to ''MaKe iT pOp. No. Not like that. Pop harder. Pop louder. Make the logo BIGGER THAN THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING. Make it go viral. Break the internet''. Poor Hailey, she should have gone into medicine like her parents wanted. Then at least her workplace trauma would be somewhat saving lives. At least she has this delicious, Lo-Cal Soda to get her through the next lot of client feedback, causing her to slam her head right through her 30 inch Mac Book screen. Due COB.

#drinksfordrinkssake

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