# @vallancescott on Instagram

- **Type:** Video
- **Original URL:** https://www.instagram.com/p/DU41e_Ska-H
- **Gondola URL:** https://gondola.cc/posts/59787264-vallancescott-instagram
- **Thumbnail:** https://img.gondola.cc/tr:w-,h-,fo-auto/postThumbnails/3c128a52aa.jpg
- **Posted:** 2026-02-18T05:47:58.000+00:00
- **Account Owner:** Scott Vallance (@vallancescott) — https://gondola.cc/vallancescott

## Caption

Date night.
Matching poses.
Cute captions.
Emojis over his face like he’s mysterious.

Meanwhile…
Sir has no pulse and zero opinions.

Proof that social media will have you envying a mannequin. 😭
Not everything online is real — sometimes it’s just well-posed.

#SocialMediaVsReality
#DatingHumor
#SoftLaunch
#InternetComedy
#DontBelieveEverything

## Stats

- **Views:** 1,885
- **Likes:** 54
- **Shares:** 0
- **Comments:** 1

## Tags

softlaunch, datinghumor, dontbelieveeverything, internetcomedy, socialmediavsreality

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