# @vallancescott on Instagram

- **Type:** Video
- **Original URL:** https://www.instagram.com/p/DT9H5OUkjzS
- **Gondola URL:** https://gondola.cc/posts/59787649-vallancescott-instagram
- **Thumbnail:** https://img.gondola.cc/tr:w-,h-,fo-auto/postThumbnails/283f7332b2.jpg
- **Posted:** 2026-01-26T01:14:29.000+00:00
- **Account Owner:** Scott Vallance (@vallancescott) — https://gondola.cc/vallancescott

## Caption

When kids accidentally choose violence… then try to save themselves. 😭

“Big fella.”
— pause —
“I meant BIG.”
“NOT fat.”
— longer pause —
“I was gonna say it… but I didn’t.”

That man aged 10 years in 5 seconds. 💀
Kids have zero filter and no mercy.

#KidsSayTheWildestThings
#FamilyLaughs
#DadLife
#UnfilteredKids
#PureComedy

## Stats

- **Views:** 1,557
- **Likes:** 103
- **Shares:** 0
- **Comments:** 5

## Tags

kidssaythewildestthings, purecomedy, unfilteredkids, dadlife, familylaughs

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