# @our.family.gallery on Instagram

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- **Original URL:** https://www.instagram.com/p/C1UaBIcreL_
- **Gondola URL:** https://gondola.cc/posts/59843728-ourfamilygallery-instagram
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- **Posted:** 2023-12-26T14:11:03.000+00:00
- **Account Owner:** Our Family Gallery (@our.family.gallery) — https://gondola.cc/our.family.gallery

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👇👇👇Hilarious Christmas Jokes:

“Christmas Shopping” 
I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She said, “Nothing would make me happier than a diamond necklace.” So I bought her nothing.

“Santa’s GPS”
Santa’s sleigh broke down in my neighborhood, so I offered him a lift. He said, “No thanks, I prefer to reindeer.”

“Santa’s Diet”
Did you hear about Santa’s new diet? It’s called “The Santa Clause” – he only eats cookies and milk.

“The Christmas Star”
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

“Christmas Lights”
My neighbor’s Christmas lights were stolen last night. The police asked him if he could provide any descriptions, but he said it was just too hard to shed light on the situation.

“The Absent-Minded Elf”
Why was the elf so cold at Christmas? Because he’d lost his “elf” at the North Pole!

“Christmas Wish”
My son wrote a letter to Santa asking for a baby brother. I guess he doesn’t understand that Santa doesn’t have that kind of pull.

“Santa’s Workshop”
I applied for a job at Santa’s workshop, but I didn’t get it. They said I wasn’t “elf” material.

“The Fruitcake”
I’ve decided to re-gift the fruitcake I got last year. I’m pretty sure it’s the same one.

“Holiday Calories”
The best way to spread Christmas cheer is by singing loud for all to hear – or by eating an entire tray of cookies. Either way, it works!

“The Christmas Turkey”
Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks!

“Christmas Wish List”
My friend asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told her, “A big box of patience.” She said, “That’s not funny.” I said, “I know, but it’s for you.”

“Santa’s Workshop Mishap”
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth. Now every time I talk, I have this weird axe scent.

“The Christmas Cat”
Why was the cat sitting on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!

“The Christmas Cookie”
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.

I hope these bring some laughter to your holiday season! 🎄🥰🎁💞💝🌲

#HolidayHumor
#ChristmasLaughs
#FestiveFunnies
#JollyJokes
#YuletideYuks
#CheeryComedy
#MerryMockery
#JoyfulJests

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merrymockery, holidayhumor, jollyjokes, festivefunnies, yuletideyuks, joyfuljests, christmaslaughs, cheerycomedy

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