# @redpandavx on Instagram

- **Type:** Image
- **Original URL:** https://www.instagram.com/p/DWvMrj_kfFq
- **Gondola URL:** https://gondola.cc/posts/63098599-redpandavx-instagram
- **Thumbnail:** https://img.gondola.cc/tr:w-,h-,fo-auto/postThumbnails/b6aa801d12.jpg
- **Posted:** 2026-04-04T23:36:06.000+00:00
- **Account Owner:** Red Panda (@redpandavx) — https://gondola.cc/redpandavx

## Caption

🍫 He requested a photo dump. We said no. You're looking at the photo dump. 🐾

We didn't greenlight this.
We didn't budget for this.
We didn't even know he had access to the scheduling account until it was already posted and the wrappers were already everywhere. 😐

This is his official closing statement on the KitKat heist of 2026. His terms. His timeline. His completely unsolicited and legally inadvisable documentation of events that we as a platform cannot confirm or deny took place. 🎋

413,793 bars.
He has thoughts about all of them. 🍫

Nestlé is still looking for the truck.
We are not looking for the truck.
We know where the truck was. We have said too much. 😤

The investigation is ongoing.
His digestion is also ongoing.
Both are expected to take some time. 🕯️

Italy to Poland is a long route.
Apparently it got a detour. 👁️

This is the last post about the KitKat heist.
He said probably. 🐾

Case closed. Bars open. No further questions. 🍫🔥

#redpanda #kitkat #aiphotos #aipictures #ai

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redpanda, kitkat, aiphotos, ai, aipictures

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