# @unicornofrealestate on Instagram

- **Type:** Image
- **Original URL:** https://www.instagram.com/p/DPbwVabjefM
- **Gondola URL:** https://gondola.cc/posts/63330788-unicornofrealestate-instagram
- **Thumbnail:** https://img.gondola.cc/tr:w-,h-,fo-auto/postThumbnails/ffab6ac5c8.jpg
- **Posted:** 2025-10-05T16:07:27.000+00:00
- **Account Owner:** Serenity Barren | Real Estate Agent (@unicornofrealestate) — https://gondola.cc/unicornofrealestate

## Caption

📞 “Hey, I just wanted to let you know… we’re selling the building. You’ve got 30 days.”

I swear, that phone call hit harder than any horror movie. 😩
It’s Halloween… I’m dressed cute, ready for candy and vibes 
and now I’m about to be outside with Michael Myers instead of trick-or-treaters. 😭🔪

Don’t wait for a jump scare from your landlord, babe.
Call me, the 🦄 Unicorn of Real Estate, and let’s turn that fear into a house key. 🏡✨

AI photo courtesy of my best ashj.__ lmao 

#UnicornOfRealEstate #SpookySeason #RenterProblems #Homeownership #BuyBeforeTheySell #ChicagoRealtor #Atlantarealtor #RealEstateHumor #RealTea

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chicagorealtor, atlantarealtor, unicornofrealestate, realestatehumor, buybeforetheysell, realtea, spookyseason, renterproblems, homeownership

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