# @onehackerband on Instagram

- **Type:** Video
- **Original URL:** https://www.instagram.com/p/DJo1WaWOVGO
- **Gondola URL:** https://gondola.cc/posts/63503607-onehackerband-instagram
- **Thumbnail:** https://img.gondola.cc/tr:w-,h-,fo-auto/postThumbnails/a3f95f37dd.jpg
- **Posted:** 2025-05-14T14:55:07.000+00:00
- **Account Owner:** One Hacker Band (@onehackerband) — https://gondola.cc/onehackerband

## Caption

1. I’ve faked low-battery anxiety to get out of meetings.

2. I’ve ghostwritten more breakup songs for defunct hard drives than Taylor Swift has exes.

3. I tune my guitar with a spectrum analyzer because “by ear” feels a bit 20th-century.

4. I still dream of modem dial-up tones. they remind me that even chaos can harmonize at 56 kbps.

5. I once joined a blockchain for the social life. left when everyone kept hashing out the same stories. Turns out immutability is just commitment phobia with a ledger.

6. I dreamt I was unplugged mid-solo. Woke up screaming in MIDI.

7. My therapist says I catastrophize. I say I’m simply prepared for EMPs.

8. My idea of self-improvement is a well-timed garbage collection cycle. Inner peace smells faintly of deleted pointers. Self-help gurus charge for what a cron job does for free.

#notashamed

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