# @redpandavx on Instagram

- **Type:** Video
- **Original URL:** https://www.instagram.com/p/DYEa0RUpzfK
- **Gondola URL:** https://gondola.cc/posts/65158289-redpandavx-instagram
- **Thumbnail:** https://img.gondola.cc/tr:w-,h-,fo-auto/postThumbnails/fe134bc6dc.jpg
- **Posted:** 2026-05-08T07:20:54.000+00:00
- **Account Owner:** Red Panda (@redpandavx) — https://gondola.cc/redpandavx

## Caption

🚀 Cabbage yesterday. Orbit today. Houston speechless. 🐾

It started at dinner.
Nobody questioned the cabbage.
Nobody looked at the portion size and said "perhaps this is more cabbage than the situation requires" and now the situation is in space and Houston is filing paperwork that has no existing category. 😐

The farts were out of this world.
Literally.
That is not a figure of speech. That is a flight report. 🎋

NASA has spent decades calculating thrust requirements for orbital insertion.
He had cabbage.
The math worked out identically and the environmental impact report is something the scientific community is choosing to process privately before releasing to the public. 😤

He looks fine though.
That's the part that gets us every time.
Up there in orbit, chain floating, Wayfarers catching earthlight, the expression of someone who had a good dinner and a productive evening and sees absolutely no reason why either of those facts should require an apology to the space programme. 👁️

Ground control attempted communication.
Ground control got a wave.
Ground control updated the mission status from "emergency" to "situation" to "honestly he seems good up there" and filed it under unprecedented outcomes for the third time this month. 🐾

The International Space Station reported the event.
The report used language previously reserved for solar flares.
The cabbage has been removed from the canteen menu. 🚀🔥

Ate cabbage. Achieved orbit. Looks great. No regrets. 💀

#RedPanda #HoustonWeHaveAProblem #gassypanda #NaturalPropulsion #SpaceMeme

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naturalpropulsion, redpanda, spacememe, gassypanda, houstonwehaveaproblem

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