# @redpandavx on Instagram

- **Type:** Image
- **Original URL:** https://www.instagram.com/p/DXofWLamLAe
- **Gondola URL:** https://gondola.cc/posts/65158302-redpandavx-instagram
- **Thumbnail:** https://img.gondola.cc/tr:w-,h-,fo-auto/postThumbnails/ed9443fbd0.jpg
- **Posted:** 2026-05-04T07:13:22.000+00:00
- **Account Owner:** Red Panda (@redpandavx) — https://gondola.cc/redpandavx

## Caption

📺 Red Panda News. Still Monday. Still happening. 🐾

Good evening.
We'll keep this brief.
We won't keep this brief. 😐

Breaking tonight — red panda was spotted in three separate locations simultaneously. Witnesses are confused. Physics is unavailable for comment. Investigation has been opened and immediately complicated. 🎋

Economic report — gold chain index up for the fourth consecutive week. Analysts have stopped pretending they understand why and started just reporting the number. The number is up. 😤

In sports — the dancing continues. New styles emerge that have no existing name. A committee has been formed to name them. The committee watched twelve seconds of footage and asked for more time. 👁️

Travel update — one airline has quietly updated its boarding procedures. The update is three pages long. Page two is just a photograph. The photograph is him. 🐾

Tonight's weather — chaotic with a strong chance of content. Visibility low. Vibes high. No signs of settling through the remainder of the week.
And finally — it is Monday. It will be Monday again next week. Red Panda News will be here. The news will make approximately as much sense as it did today.
This has been Red Panda News. Goodnight. 🎙️🔥

Same anchor. Same chaos. Every Monday. 📺

#redpanda #ai #breakingnews #news #ww3

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ww3, news, redpanda, ai, breakingnews

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