# @redpandavx on Instagram

- **Type:** Video
- **Original URL:** https://www.instagram.com/p/DYYYy5bpMZm
- **Gondola URL:** https://gondola.cc/posts/65456195-redpandavx-instagram
- **Thumbnail:** https://img.gondola.cc/tr:w-,h-,fo-auto/postThumbnails/f97ab78e31.jpg
- **Posted:** 2026-05-16T01:29:11.000+00:00
- **Account Owner:** Red Panda (@redpandavx) — https://gondola.cc/redpandavx

## Caption

🏔️ "Just a few more steps." BRUUUUH. 🐾

We were lied to.
Professionally.
With eye contact and confidence and the specific tone of someone who has said "just a few more steps" seventeen times today and means it less each time and knows it and keeps saying it anyway. 😐

Step one was fine.
Steps two through four hundred were not steps.
Steps two through four hundred were a negotiation with gravity that gravity was winning and red panda was losing and the view at the top better be the single greatest view in the history of human civilisation or someone is filing a complaint. 🎋

The guide said flat.
The guide's definition of flat and the dictionary's definition of flat are two completely different documents.
The guide has never read the dictionary. The guide will never read the dictionary. The guide is already ten metres ahead pointing at something and saying "almost there" which is what the guide said forty minutes ago. 😤

Almost died is not an exaggeration.
Almost died is a conservative assessment.
The knees filed paperwork. The lungs submitted a formal objection. The chain was the only thing that kept going without complaint because the chain has been to space and the chain knows what hard actually looks like. 👁️

Made it to the top.
Obviously made it to the top.
Standing at the top looking at the view that better justify everything that just happened and the view is incredible and we will never admit that to the guide. 🐾🏔️🔥

Few more steps. Almost Everest. Made it. Still not telling the guide they were right. 💀

#RedPanda #VacationExploring #JustAFewMoreSteps #TravelMeme #HikingMeme

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## Tags

redpanda, justafewmoresteps, hikingmeme, vacationexploring, travelmeme

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