# @redpandavx on Instagram

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- **Original URL:** https://www.instagram.com/p/DX6MYgQmNLY
- **Gondola URL:** https://gondola.cc/posts/65456235-redpandavx-instagram
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- **Posted:** 2026-05-11T04:49:04.000+00:00
- **Account Owner:** Red Panda (@redpandavx) — https://gondola.cc/redpandavx

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📺 Red Panda News. Monday. All facts. Screenshots available upon request. 🐾

Good evening and welcome.
We are a serious outlet. 😐

Top story tonight — red panda remains not a raccoon. Day two of this confirmed fact. No developments. Fact stands. We will continue monitoring. 🎋

In breaking news — the global photo shoot tour has concluded with seventeen cities documented, zero permits obtained, and one landmark still filing a formal inquiry into how the session happened on a Tuesday when they were definitively closed. All real. We have the pictures. 😤

Travel update — one airline has confirmed a new policy effective immediately. The policy is four pages. Page three is a diagram. The diagram is surprisingly accurate. Screenshots exist. 👁️

Conservation report — red pandas still endangered. Still not raccoons. Still unbothered by both of these facts simultaneously. Population: fewer than 10,000 wild. Chain status: one. Condition: immaculate. 🐾

Weather remains chaotic.
Dancing continues.
Management remains missing in action but is confirmed alive and simply observing from a safe distance. 📺

And finally — it is Monday. Everything stated tonight is factual. Screenshots available. Sources solid. Red panda real. Raccoon comparison rejected formally and permanently on record.
This has been Red Panda News. Goodnight. We are serious. 🎙️🔥

Monday. Facts only. Screenshots on file. 📺

#RedPandaNews #MondayNews #MondayEdition #FactsOnly #NotARaccoon

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