# @redpandavx on Instagram

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- **Original URL:** https://www.instagram.com/p/DYjZG6FGkPE
- **Gondola URL:** https://gondola.cc/posts/65732215-redpandavx-instagram
- **Thumbnail:** https://img.gondola.cc/tr:w-,h-,fo-auto/postThumbnails/f5ab20cd04.jpg
- **Posted:** 2026-05-20T02:35:33.000+00:00
- **Account Owner:** Red Panda (@redpandavx) — https://gondola.cc/redpandavx

## Caption

📱 Someone called him a raccoon. Documentation follows. 🐾

Screen turned. Comment highlighted. Exhibit A through Z prepared and ready. This is now a formal proceeding. 😐

1️⃣ THE INITIAL READ
Read it once. Processed it. Re-read it to confirm what was just read was what was just read. Confirmed. 🎋

2️⃣ THE DOUBLE TAKE
Head turned away. Head turned back. The comment remained. The comment was not a hallucination. The comment is real and so is this moment. 😤

3️⃣ THE DEEP BREATH
One breath in.
One breath out.
The chain rose. The chain fell. This is now a wellness exercise. 👁️

4️⃣ THE WIKIPEDIA CHECK
Ailurus fulgens. Family: Ailuridae. Native range: Eastern Himalayas and Southwestern China. Related to raccoons: no. We showed him the page. He read every word. 🐾

5️⃣ THE NATGEO PAGES
Wikipedia was not enough.
National Geographic was sourced.
Twelve pages. Full taxonomy. Photographs for comparison. The evidence is overwhelming and peer reviewed. 😤

6️⃣ THE SILENT STARE
No words.
No movement.
Just a red panda and a screen and a silence so loud the WiFi felt it. 👁️

7️⃣ THE BLOCK
Swift.
Clean.
Surgical. The block was not emotional. The block was administrative. A filing decision. A records management choice. Goodbye. 🐾

8️⃣ THE AFTERMATH
Phone placed face down.
Wayfarers repositioned.
A moment of silence observed for the person who made this choice and must now live with the consequences of that choice which include being blocked by a red panda. 😐

9️⃣ THE CHAIN ADJUSTMENT
Both paws.
Centred.
Restored. The chain adjustment is not vanity. The chain adjustment is closure. Order has been returned to the universe one link at a time. 🎋

🔟 THE RETURN TO BAMBOO
Back to business.
Back to bamboo.
Unbothered. Restored. Ailurus fulgens. Not a raccoon. Never was. Never will be. The block is filed. The bamboo is good. We move. 🐾🔥

Drop a 🐾 if you would have blocked faster 👇

#NotARaccoon #RedPanda #AilurusFulgens #EndangeredSpecies #RedPandaFacts

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redpanda, ailurusfulgens, redpandafacts, notaraccoon, endangeredspecies

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