# @redpandavx on Instagram

- **Type:** Image
- **Original URL:** https://www.instagram.com/p/DYekBo6Ed2o
- **Gondola URL:** https://gondola.cc/posts/65732224-redpandavx-instagram
- **Thumbnail:** https://img.gondola.cc/tr:w-,h-,fo-auto/postThumbnails/41af842495.jpg
- **Posted:** 2026-05-17T22:26:05.000+00:00
- **Account Owner:** Red Panda (@redpandavx) — https://gondola.cc/redpandavx

## Caption

📺 Red Panda News. Monday. Again. Obviously. 🐾

Good evening.
We're back.
Monday is also back which at this point feels personal. 😐

Top story tonight — red panda completed an undisclosed number of dancing lessons across an undisclosed number of styles in an undisclosed number of locations and is now operating at a footwork level that our correspondents describe only as "concerning" and "yes." 🎋

In travel news — another weekend trip. Another animal encounter. Another situation where the chain survived something that the official incident report describes in language we cannot repeat on a family news programme. 😤

Economic update — the dad bod index remains stable. Gold chain valuations unaffected. Bamboo futures looking strong. KitKat stocks unaccounted for. Investigation technically still open. 👁️

Cultural segment tonight — passinho has entered the building. The building is the favela. The favela has accepted him. This is no longer breaking news. This is just news. 🐾

Conservation corner — still not a raccoon. Never was. Block count: one and rising. Ailurus fulgens. Look it up.
Weather: Monday.
Outlook: Tuesday eventually.
Extended forecast showing zero signs of things making more sense anytime soon. 📺

This has been Red Panda News.
Same time next Monday.
Obviously. 🔥

#RedPandaNews #MondayNews #MondayEdition #redpanda #MondayVibes

## Stats

- **Views:** 0
- **Likes:** 0
- **Shares:** 0
- **Comments:** 6

## Tags

redpandanews, redpanda, mondayedition, mondayvibes, mondaynews

---
Copyright (c) Gondola