# @redpandavx on Instagram

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- **Original URL:** https://www.instagram.com/p/DYvFdtfmgSY
- **Gondola URL:** https://gondola.cc/posts/66016620-redpandavx-instagram
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- **Posted:** 2026-05-24T19:00:40.000+00:00
- **Account Owner:** Red Panda (@redpandavx) — https://gondola.cc/redpandavx

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📺 Red Panda News. Monday. Ten stories. None of them make sense. All of them happened. 🐾

Good evening.
We'll get straight to it. 😐

TripAdvisor has a new review. The pool situation has been resolved in red panda's favour which is how pool situations always resolve when pool attendants are presented with sufficient chain visibility and a mango. The towels remain where they are. 🎋

Netflix reported one viewing session. Four minutes. Algorithm has been attempting to generate recommendations for forty seven consecutive days and has produced nothing because there is no category and there will be no category and the algorithm is learning this slowly. 😤

The podcast ran three hours. Four raccoon superchats arrived. No conclusions were reached. The raccoon community continues to financially support content that diplomatically ignores their existence and we respect the commitment. 👁️

The bank statement says $12.47. The bank statement has always said $12.47. Mae needed a moment when she saw it. Mae has not fully recovered. Mae is fine. 🐾

LinkedIn post: one word, one emoji. Harvard convened for ninety minutes. Grateful. 🐾

The coastguard dispatched three vessels. Mango confirmed at the scene. Investigation ongoing. Nobody is pressing charges. The mango was worth it.

The Sun-Herald ran the story. RedPanda.AI is trending globally. The Vatican acquired forty seven licences and has not elaborated on the intended use and we are not following up on that.

Gary's tour sold 4,200 tickets. Gary does not have a plan. Gary has never had a plan. The 4,200 people signed up anyway because this is Gary and this is what Gary does and everyone knows it.

One Strava activity. Tuesday. The KOMs stand. The glance was sufficient. Science has confirmed the glance counted. Science filed the paperwork.

Red Pandalicious sold out at Harrods. The onigiri understands now. The window display happened. Harrods happened. Everything sold. Obviously everything sold. 😐

This has been Red Panda News.
Same time next Monday.
All ten. Always. 🔥

#RedPandaNews #MondayNews #MondayEdition #MondayMeme #MondayVibes

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