# @redpandavx on Instagram

- **Type:** Image
- **Original URL:** https://www.instagram.com/p/DYEmZBHmNIQ
- **Gondola URL:** https://gondola.cc/posts/66266680-redpandavx-instagram
- **Thumbnail:** https://img.gondola.cc/tr:w-,h-,fo-auto/postThumbnails/10ba9d9c62.jpg
- **Posted:** 2026-06-03T21:00:31.000+00:00
- **Account Owner:** Red Panda (@redpandavx) — https://gondola.cc/redpandavx

## Caption

WANTED. Multiple eras. Multiple jurisdictions. One suspect. 🐾

He has been wanted before.
He will be wanted again.
The charges change depending on the century. The face on the poster does not. 😐

Wild West: wanted for gold related activities, suspiciously fast exits, and one incident involving a saloon that three separate witnesses described differently and none of them correctly. Reward: $500. Dead or alive. Nobody collected. 🎋

FBI Most Wanted: charges listed across four pages. Page one is the serious charges. Pages two through four are the charges they're embarrassed to have on official documentation. Reward: classified. Case: open since Tuesday. 😤

Interpol: seventeen countries. Seventeen separate incidents. One red panda. The international community has reached a consensus that jurisdiction is complicated and the chain is a consistent identifying feature across all known evidence. 👁️

Medieval Kingdom: wanted by royal decree for crimes against the crown including but not limited to "general audacity", "theft of the royal biscuits", and "refusing to bow which frankly was the worst of it." Reward: three goats and a pardon that nobody expects to be redeemed. 🐾

Every era tried.
Every era has an open file.
Every era's file has the same photo and the same expression and the same complete absence of concern. 🔥

Wanted across history. Never caught for long. Always back. 💀

#RedPanda #WantedPoster #WildWest #FBIMostWanted #Interpol

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wildwest, wantedposter, redpanda, interpol, fbimostwanted

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