# @redpandavx on Instagram

- **Type:** Image
- **Original URL:** https://www.instagram.com/p/DZ93NpxGtxN
- **Gondola URL:** https://gondola.cc/posts/66547964-redpandavx-instagram
- **Thumbnail:** https://img.gondola.cc/tr:w-,h-,fo-auto/postThumbnails/93888dd950.jpg
- **Posted:** 2026-06-08T03:50:42.000+00:00
- **Account Owner:** Red Panda (@redpandavx) — https://gondola.cc/redpandavx

## Caption

Blair Witch. Red panda. Everything. 🐾

The woods didn't scare him.
The woods tried.
The woods pulled out everything — the sounds, the sticks, the documentary camera shaking, the complete absence of any reassuring light source — and red panda walked in with the Wayfarers on like this was a Tuesday nature walk and the woods had to just sit with that. 😐

The camera crew lasted forty minutes.
Red panda lasted considerably longer.
Red panda is still in there. Not lost. Exploring. There is a fundamental difference and the Blair Witch legend is currently updating its documentation to account for it. 🎋

The stick figures appeared overnight.
Nobody made them.
Nobody who will admit it anyway. 😤

The legend says the witch takes you.
The legend did not account for something that has been inside a jelly prison, ridden a virus through a bloodstream and stood on top of the Sydney Harbour Bridge uninvited.
The witch has been quiet since Wednesday. 👁️

The camera was found.
The footage is something.
The something is currently being reviewed by people who review things professionally and have asked for considerably more time than usual. 🐾🌲🔥

Went in. Still in. Exploring. Witch unavailable for comment. 💀

#RedPanda #BlairWitch #BlairWitchProject #HorrorMeme #AI

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## Tags

blairwitch, redpanda, ai, blairwitchproject, horrormeme

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