# @redpandavx on Instagram

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- **Original URL:** https://www.instagram.com/p/DZ9FXUsmkam
- **Gondola URL:** https://gondola.cc/posts/66547965-redpandavx-instagram
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- **Posted:** 2026-06-07T23:07:28.000+00:00
- **Account Owner:** Red Panda (@redpandavx) — https://gondola.cc/redpandavx

## Caption

📺 Red Panda News. Monday. Australia Edition. 🐾🦘

G'day. The continent has been briefed. Nobody was ready. 😐

Bondi Beach confirmed. Hawaiian shorts. Chain in the water. Lifeguards have questions. The questions remain unanswered. The chain passed inspection. The inspection report is being reviewed by three separate departments and a marine biologist. 🎋

A kangaroo. Side by side. 47 minutes. Neither moved. The wildlife photographer got the shot. The wildlife photographer retired after. The shot has been submitted to every major publication. Every major publication said yes immediately.

Sydney meat pie ordered. Review submitted. One word. The restaurant has framed the review next to the menu. The word has not been disclosed. 😤

AFL Melbourne. Someone's seat taken. The owner found somewhere else. The stadium has thoughts. The thoughts are predominantly positive. The original seat owner has accepted this spiritually.

Sydney Harbour Bridge. Not walking across it. On top of it. BridgeClimb issued a statement. The statement is four sentences. Three sentences are legal. One sentence is just the word "how." 👁️

Opera House photobombed. Tourist framed the photo. The Opera House is barely visible. The tourist describes this as an upgrade.

Flat white found adequate. The barista retired on adequate. The barista has no regrets. Adequate was enough.

Uluru walked alone. Hawaiian shorts. Four degrees colder than expected. He found it significant. The tour guide has never used the word significant before Tuesday and has used it seventeen times since. 🐾

Australia Zoo. Red panda enclosure. 47 minutes. The red pandas moved closer. Steve Irwin's family commented. The comment was three words. The three words were "he would've loved it."

Australia didn't see this coming.

Australia rarely does.

She'll be right. 🦘🔥

#RedPandaNews #MondayNews #Australia #DownUnder #RedPanda

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