# @thedadbodveteran on Instagram

- **Type:** Video
- **Original URL:** https://www.instagram.com/p/DZKoLY4tdvt
- **Gondola URL:** https://gondola.cc/posts/67469085-thedadbodveteran-instagram
- **Thumbnail:** https://img.gondola.cc/tr:w-,h-,fo-auto/postThumbnails/322ebfe016.jpg
- **Posted:** 2026-06-04T13:44:34.000+00:00
- **Account Owner:** Jon Wellington (@thedadbodveteran) — https://gondola.cc/thedadbodveteran

## Caption

Humanity built pyramids.

Humanity invented mathematics.

Humanity crossed oceans and created civilizations.

And for thousands of years we were still handling bathroom hygiene with leaves, rocks, hay, and decisions that should’ve required supervision.

🤦‍♂️🧻

The first episode of Dad Bod Deep Dives tackles the absolutely ridiculous history of toilet paper, including:

✅ The Roman communal sponge nightmare
✅ The guy who finally brought toilet paper to America
✅ Why luxury toilet paper is now apparently a status symbol
✅ The Great Toilet Paper Apocalypse of 2020, when humanity completely lost its mind

Honestly, the deeper I dug into this one, the more concerned I became about our ancestors.

Watch this clip, then head over to my YouTube channel The Dadbod Veteran for the full episode.

Dadbod Deep Dives: Toilet Paper -  Civilizations Softest Lifeline

https://youtu.be/cFOG0J1HzcI

Trust me…

It somehow gets worse.

#DadBodDeepDives #DadbodVeteran #Comedy #FunnyHistory #ToiletPaper

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## Tags

comedy, toiletpaper, funnyhistory, dadboddeepdives, dadbodveteran

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