# @ericvfranklin on Facebook

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- **Original URL:** https://www.facebook.com/1439704684648039/posts/570700274881822
- **Gondola URL:** https://gondola.cc/posts/67888926-ericvfranklin-facebook
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- **Posted:** 2022-11-24T22:35:34.000+00:00
- **Account Owner:** Eric  Von Franklin (@EricVonFranklin) — https://gondola.cc/EricVonFranklin

## Caption

#ChangeMyMind: Thanksgiving food is trash.
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Great! Now that we have your attention, how about some #Thanksgiving safety tips?

🦃 Make sure your smoke detectors are working.
🦃 Don’t undercook your trash turkey.
🦃 Don’t deep-fry a frozen garbage bird.
🦃 Don’t cross-contaminate food.
🦃 Do (NOT) cross-contaminate political opinions.
🦃 Wash your dam hands.
🦃 Clean your dam cooking surfaces.
🦃 Don't play football with a raw turkey.
🦃 Don’t drive if you’ve had some of Aunt Karen’s cranberry sauce—or other types of “sauce”.
🦃 Don't try to make a horcrux. SEVEN? Merlin's beard, Tom!

Happy holidays. Stay safe. And for the love of Green Peter, don't do anything we wouldn't do.

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changemymind, thanksgiving

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