# @joebereta on Instagram

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- **Original URL:** https://www.instagram.com/p/B19Xohrnjb4
- **Gondola URL:** https://gondola.cc/posts/68690018-joebereta-instagram
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- **Posted:** 2019-09-03T18:20:19.000+00:00
- **Account Owner:** Joe Bereta (@joebereta) — https://gondola.cc/joebereta

## Caption

Now I lay me down to sleep.
I pray the Lord send me some meat.
A handsome man for goodness sake
With brawn and brains, that I shall take.
We’ll dance and make the two-backed beast
And afterwards, I pray, I’ll feast.

Father, why, unto thee I pray,
Hast thou made me love this way;
Safe I am an alpha lady,
Chow he be after we baby.
Bless me, I’m an awful mess;
With scraps of Edward on my chest;
Heart is empty, belly’s chubby;
I wait alone for my next hubby.
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#prayingmantis #insects #poems

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