# @portlandmercury on Instagram

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- **Original URL:** https://www.instagram.com/p/DdCwzhaoKyO
- **Gondola URL:** https://gondola.cc/posts/70099215-portlandmercury-instagram
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- **Posted:** 2026-09-08T22:30:09.000+00:00
- **Account Owner:** Portland Mercury (@portlandmercury) — https://gondola.cc/portlandmercury

## Caption

Gather 'round, Trash Pandas! It's time for another hilarious roundup of the week's hottest gossip with THE TRASH REPORT, by Elinor Jones. ⁠
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In this edition: JD Vance is on the "sauerkraut diet," Anne Hathaway is the newest target of MAGA idiots (in particular Randy Quaid), and who wants to sleep with a live bat in their mouth? (Yeah, this does not sound optimal.)⁠
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Read the full TRASH REPORT at the link in bio.⁠
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#portland #pdx #annehathaway #gossip

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pdx, annehathaway, portland, gossip

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