# @phoenixbeautywellness on Instagram

- **Type:** Video
- **Original URL:** https://www.instagram.com/p/DdH43TfxIa0
- **Gondola URL:** https://gondola.cc/posts/70214058-phoenixbeautywellness-instagram
- **Thumbnail:** https://img.gondola.cc/tr:w-,h-,fo-auto/postThumbnails/11885d13bc.jpg
- **Posted:** 2026-09-10T22:19:36.000+00:00
- **Account Owner:** Monica-Houston’s Licensed Aesthetician (@phoenixbeautywellness) — https://gondola.cc/phoenixbeautywellness

## Caption

POV: You’re almost 50, having a hot flash… and you live in TEXAS. 🔥🥵😂

Ma’am… I’m already producing my OWN HEAT.
Why is it 197° outside like Texas and my hormones are working together?! 😭

One minute I’m cute.
Next minute I’m questioning every life decision that brought me outside. 😂

Perimenopause said: “Turn up the heat.”
Texas said: “BET.” 🤝🔥

At this point, I don’t need a fan.
I need a walk-in freezer, an iced drink and Jesus. 😂🙏🏽

To my midlife ladies… HOW ARE WE SURVIVING THIS?! Because the hot flash + Texas heat combo is disrespectful. 😩😂

#HotFlashChronicles #PerimenopauseHumor #TexasHeat #HoustonHeat #MidlifeWomen

## Stats

- **Views:** 322
- **Likes:** 8
- **Shares:** 0
- **Comments:** 7

## Tags

perimenopausehumor, midlifewomen, texasheat, houstonheat, hotflashchronicles

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