# @usssabaseball on Instagram

- **Type:** Video
- **Original URL:** https://www.instagram.com/p/DdHqaXgjc-X
- **Gondola URL:** https://gondola.cc/posts/70325321-usssabaseball-instagram
- **Thumbnail:** https://img.gondola.cc/tr:w-,h-,fo-auto/postThumbnails/05f182fc17.jpg
- **Posted:** 2026-09-10T20:17:26.000+00:00
- **Account Owner:** USSSA Baseball (@usssabaseball) — https://gondola.cc/usssabaseball

## Caption

We gave them the mic and asked for their best dad joke. Zero hesitation. Zero mercy. 😭

"What's the worst kind of driver?" - "A screwdriver."
"What do Santa's elves listen to?" - "Wrap music."
"What has legs but doesn't walk?" - "A table."
"Why bring an extra pair of pants to golf?" - "In case you get a hole in one."

The groan you're hearing is every dugout in America.

Rate them 1 to 10 in the comments. Be honest. 👇

#USSSA #TravelBall #YouthSports #DadJokes #DugoutLife

## Stats

- **Views:** 3,054
- **Likes:** 36
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- **Comments:** 1

## Tags

usssa, dugoutlife, travelball, dadjokes, youthsports

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