# @jocelyn_st_clair on Instagram

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- **Original URL:** https://www.instagram.com/p/DdBHiediBSn
- **Gondola URL:** https://gondola.cc/posts/70447235-jocelyn-st-clair-instagram
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- **Posted:** 2026-09-08T07:10:14.000+00:00
- **Account Owner:** Jocelyn St Clair -  Ms. She. Her. Hers. (@jocelyn_st_clair) — https://gondola.cc/jocelyn_st_clair

## Caption

It is! Todays fb and insta, not yet posted. Fbv Pov please - Good morning lovely and Toosday greetings from Caffe Nero, Witney in the United Kingdom of Small Wet Countries.

Today the sun has bid us farewell, buggered off somewhere and left us with the Scottish version of summer........rain.

On the upside it means that Thames Water - a bunch of corrupt and incompetent thieving robbers - sorry typo, should read 'privately owned water utility company' - can call off their hosepipe ban.

My outfit today pays homage to my great love of military style clothing, but think I should have worn my gorgeous full length military style belted overcoat to keep me dry as well.

I have nicknamed Naomi "Captain Calamity" as she seems to be a little accident prone and has a tendency to break things 😲😮

She has an iPhone and in the 13 months I have known her she has dropped it 3 times and is now on her fourth new screen.

The most recent occasion was Sunday when she was filming a promo video for her new single ONE DESIRE and a fan asked her for a selfie.

And she killed her laptop only weeks after we met 😭😢

I've told Captain Calamity that I am going to buy a ruggedised rubber case for her phone so that when she drops it (again 🤣) it will just bounce.

Have a lovely day!

#jocelynstclair #bentleygirls #bentleycars #fromthedarknesstohealinglight

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bentleycars, fromthedarknesstohealinglight, bentleygirls, jocelynstclair

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