# @portlandmercury on Instagram

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- **Original URL:** https://www.instagram.com/p/DdkOTOpDQCA
- **Gondola URL:** https://gondola.cc/posts/70686177-portlandmercury-instagram
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- **Posted:** 2026-09-21T22:22:47.000+00:00
- **Account Owner:** Portland Mercury (@portlandmercury) — https://gondola.cc/portlandmercury

## Caption

Let's go, Trash Pandas! It's another hilarious edition of THE TRASH REPORT by Elinor Jones. In this week's roundup of hot gossip: Trump's insecure men are really obsessed with testosterone and dog sex, all the New York celebs are having babies, and Ed Sheeran stacks apologies upon apologies. (So many apologies!)⁠
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🔗 Read the full TRASH REPORT at the link in bio.⁠
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#tomcruise #lenadunham #trashpanda #portland

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tomcruise, portland, trashpanda, lenadunham

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