# @portlandmercury on Instagram

- **Type:** Image
- **Original URL:** https://www.instagram.com/p/DeH-WK5DCYE
- **Gondola URL:** https://gondola.cc/posts/71261077-portlandmercury-instagram
- **Thumbnail:** https://img.gondola.cc/tr:w-,h-,fo-auto/postThumbnails/6819a959f3.jpg
- **Posted:** 2026-10-05T19:36:21.000+00:00
- **Account Owner:** Portland Mercury (@portlandmercury) — https://gondola.cc/portlandmercury

## Caption

Calling all trash pandas! It is now (checks watch) October, and our Elinor Jones rings in the spookiest month of the year with an extra hilarious edition of THE TRASH REPORT. In this ghoulishly fun edition: Elon Musk is single again (boo-hoo-hoo), puppy murderer Kristi Noem is getting a divorce, and which Hollywood celeb is getting sued after a person fell into a hole covered by a rug?⁠
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Read the full TRASH REPORT at the link in bio.⁠
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#portland #taylorswift #jtt #dakotajohnson

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## Tags

taylorswift, dakotajohnson, portland, jtt

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