# @pairofthieves on Instagram

- **Type:** Image
- **Original URL:** https://www.instagram.com/p/BytR6PHge1v
- **Gondola URL:** https://gondola.cc/posts/76109633-pairofthieves-instagram
- **Thumbnail:** https://img.gondola.cc/tr:w-,h-,fo-auto/postThumbnails/3d42e39f6c.jpg
- **Posted:** 2019-06-14T22:48:17.000+00:00
- **Account Owner:** Pair of Thieves (@pairofthieves) — https://gondola.cc/pairofthieves

## Caption

thievesgold is the caviar of underwear. It’s the rollsroycecars of socks. The greypoupon_us of shirts. ​​Thieves Gold created the three act play, broke the four minute mile, and killed the five minute ab workout. Thieves Gold is the only Olympian to score better than oksanabaiul and the only customer who tips better than jerryseinfeld . The brand helps old ladies cross the street and sneaks filet mignon to young dogs in parks.  thievesgold worked its way through college as an archeologist, graduating summa cum laude. The brand holds records on many vintage arcade consoles and at several regional mini golf facilities. To arrange a luncheon engagement or request a signed headshot  please visit fredsegal (sunset) in the next 2 weeks. 
#thievesgold

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