Instead of texting “on my way,” just send this photo.
It’ll buy you a good five minutes. Guaranteed. Ten minutes. Where are you? Oh, well. When life gets blurry, watch out for bison. Deep. Real deep. Bison may be big, but they're also fast. They can run up to 35 miles per hour. Plus, they're extremely agile. You might say they’re pretty buff. Bison can also spin around quickly, jump high, and are strong swimmers. If they could only get on a bicycle, they’d be much more successful during triathlon season.
Image: A bison and calf are a blur as they run across Lamar Valley in Yellowstone National Park. NPS/Jacob W. Frank
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