#Statement: The next application is brought forth. A committee gathers expectantly for the performance. From between the lines, she emerges: painted red lips, pink cheeks, poofy tutu, perfected routine. She appears as she presents herself — a beautiful ballerina ready to enthrall her audience. The committee flips to the first question, reading, “Tell us about yourself. What are your passions? What are your interests? What makes you, you? Please answer in 250 words or less.” She poises herself in the center of the page, taking in a steadying breath before settling into her opening pose. The show begins. *** Who am I? I am the perfect person for this role. You can stop searching because I have all the skills, leadership and charm you’re looking for. Too cocky. Unlike other applicants, my passions and interests lie solely in doing whatever it takes to be a part of this amazing organization! Too desperate. On a cool October morning, I came into this world pissed off, crying and want...