🌎✨ BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: We’ve officially listed Earth 🌟 After a few miracles, some divine negotiation, and promising a 1% heavenly referral fee, we finally got God to sign the listing agreement 🙌 Features include: ✅ 70% waterfront property ✅ Billion-year history ✅ Unlimited potential (just needs a little TLC) ✅ Prime location in the Milky Way Showings available daily—just bring good vibes and maybe a spaceship 🚀 #JustListed #EarthForSale #DivineListings #RealEstateHumor #SellingThePlanet