POV: You’re just doing the damn dishes. Suddenly — BAM — Sudden Pattern Recall Syndrome (SPRS) kicks in. Your brain: 🧠 “That neckline ain’t gonna fix itself, babe.” You: 🧼🧼🧼 💃 waltzing away mid-soap like a haunted sewing mannequin Symptoms include: • Chore abandonment mid-suds • Hallucinating your seam ripper whispering “remember me?” • Sudden, uncontrollable urge to rethread your entire machine out of spite Warning: May cause dramatic twirling and overly confident pattern hacks. #SPRSIsReal #PossessedByPatterns #fabcycle #TheMachineSummonsMe