A recent study conducted by the Institute of Applied Kinetics and Emotion reveals that auditory exposure to love ballads during physical training significantly enhances athletic output. Test subjects who exercised while listening to emotionally charged ballads demonstrated measurable increases in both aerobic and anaerobic performance. Running performance improved by 23%, attributed to enhanced emotional stamina and an unconscious drive to “run after” symbolic lost love. Researchers theorize that emotional resonance with ballads activates latent neuromuscular pathways, a phenomenon termed Romantic Performance Optimization (RPO). Also I just made all of this up, like literally none of it is real and I hope this experience of bamboozlement you’ve endured makes you realize the utmost importance of media literacy and not believing everything you read on the internet 😘 . #running #runningmotivation #runner #marathontraining #medialiteracy #longdistancerunning