The Bible says there were three wise men attending the birth of Jesus but this is FALSE. There were actually three wise men plus a Twink and a Redhead. We had originally met Mary and Joseph at an insane house party in Bethlehem, and the four of us totally hit us off over a couple glasses of wine. Since we’re sweet, we showed up to the birth of their child a few months later and it was such a ki! The other wise men brought myrrh and frankincense, but we brought the baby an iPad and some Cocomelon merch ❤️ Unfortunately, we did not vibe with some of the disciples, so when they wrote the Bible, they conveniently left us out of the story. Sooooo effing annoying! But nonetheless, we still like to celebrate this day and reminisce on all the fun times we had with this crazy crew ❤️ Merry Christmas y’all! - Grant & Ash