As a conservative, God-fearing, and TRADITIONAL couple, we want to wish you a Merry Christmas! This is the season to deck the halls with magic, fiscally conservative values, love, light, and c*ck! We’ve been really disappointed that people have forgotten the true meaning of Christmas: being hot. So as our holiday gift to you, we would like to share these c*nty photos, spanning over a decade, from our Christmases past. From high school sweethearts posing in front of the Christmas tree before a Sweet Sixteen to a photoshoot taken in front of Westcott Fountain at Florida State University, we have historically used this time of year to remind our loved ones that we’re always serving clit. At one point, Ash asked Santa for a hot, hung male cheerleader, and Grant came into her life, while Grant asked for a wh*re that drew her eyebrows on too dark. The rest was Christmas history… ❤️ We hope these photos remind you to be hot and serve face this Christmas. So wear a crop top to midnight ma...