: Listen to this aye. So I went to the pet shop down there and I bought me a canary. I got halfway down the street yeah, and realized the bloody bird only had one leg. So I took it back to the shop and I says to the girl, this canary's only got one leg. She goes: well what do you want a singer or a dancer? I says bloody hell and I laughed me arse off. -Robert. 53. Baile Àtha Cliath #dooblin #happybirthdayrobert