EVERYONE CHILL OUT THIS IS FINE EVERYTHING IS FINE DEEP BREATHS STOP YELLING Long story short: Queen Wanda says she and Mauro are separating (swipe for full translation). I feel blindsided. And empty. I didn’t see this coming. Nobody saw this coming. How could we? The greatest love story of our generation — and probably every generation — has overcome allegations of home wrecking, cheating, money laundering, tax fraud and human trafficking. And then… just like that… they are going their separate ways? I don’t believe it. I refuse to believe it. The Icardashians are my North Star. Without them I have no direction in life. So for the time being let’s just assume this is a small setback that will ultimately strengthen the bond that ties them together. Please send Queen Wanda and Mauro and me your thots and prayers. We will bounce back bigger, better, stronger and the makeup sex is going to be phenomenal. #KUWTI #strongertogether #ilovelove