🚨 New Equipment Alert! 🚨 Retro Fitness is thrilled to introduce a revolutionary fitness concept: Human-sized Hamster Wheel Workouts! Get ready to step into the future of fitness as we ditch the conventional gym routines for an exhilarating spin on the hamster wheel. Brace yourself for an unparalleled workout experience that will leave you feeling energized and unstoppable. Keep an eye out for these new state-of-the-art wheels coming to a club near you next week... 💪🐹 #AprilFools