Storytime: this blonde bimbo decided she was going to work on her newly acquired BBL on the stairmaster this morning... LITTLE DID SHE KNOW she got on the machine next to the wrong demented muthafucka... She did 32 minutes... Not bad to a surgery sponsored workout... But YOU WILL NOT OUTWORK ME! Fuck you thought this was? A calm morning workout... THIS IS WAR & I JUST INVADED POLAND! PS: I seriously gotta go see a doctor about this irrational unhealthy stairmaster competitive nature... There's no reason why im so ready & willing to die on this damn mechanism. #gym #stairmaster #stairmasterworkout