Is this where I'm supposed to write one of those goofy captions where I intellectually masturbate about myself in order to "inspire" my 23,839 burner account followers? I guess I might as well give it a shot... 😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧 ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ Social Media never been my friend. Videos Removed By Facebook: 27🚫 Blocked By Facebook: 23 Times🚫 ⚠Facebook Page Currently Suspended & Unpublished⚠ Videos Removed By Instagram: 17🚫 Videos Removed By YouTube: 7🚫 False Copyright/Guideline Strikes: 7🚫 Blocked on YouTube: 1 Time🚫 Videos Removed By PornHub: 4🚫 Blocked By PornHub: 3 Times🚫 Videos Removed By Twitter: 2🚫 Videos Reposted Without My Credit: 87😧 Total Views Unaccounted For: 35,364,637😳 (The Fat People Commentary Video ALONE, yes, I like Math✏📑) Car? Destroyed in Accident🚘 Bike? 13 flats in 2 months, 2 tickets for Running red lights👮🚓🚔 Student Loans? Unpaid💰 Face? Ugliest Handsome man you'll ever meet. 🙃 My Bed? Occupied By A Couple Harlots Recovering From Coitus😎😎😎...