Can't make this stuff up! 🚲🚲🏍Biking home from the gym & I see 2⃣Jews walking out the liquor store with 3⃣ bottles of Hennessy A PIECE! 🍺🍻🍷🍾 SINCE WHEN JEWS GET TURNT UP LIKE THIS!?!🤔🤔😂🤔😂 What they be doing in the temple on the day of the Sabbath?! 🤔🤔🤔 Local Negro is about to investigate this Saturday...👀👀👀 Calmly pulling up to the synagogue. I might not be a Jew... But I'm pulling up Jew...ish. 🕎🔯🇮🇱🕍✡🕴 This is wild! Come this Saturday my name is Yaakov Eisenberg✡🕍🇮🇱🔯🕎 Where's my yamaka?! Where's my beaver fur?! Where's my top hat?!🎩🎩🎩 Let me grab my black suit real quick. 🕴🕴🕴 #Jew #Jews #Sabbath #Jewish #jewishquarter #sabbathday #blacksabbath