I must come clean... IM ADDICTED TO GIRL SCOUT COOKIES! Idk why!! Idk how... But dammit these cookies taste like what I want my bank account to look like!! I NEED THEM IN MY LIFE! Coitus with a local harlot? No thanks Invitation to a private date with @badgalriri ? No thanks Equipment manager on an @NFL team? No thanks Intern for @michaelblackson ? No thanks Winning the local Lottery? I actually wouldn't be opposed to that... BUT GIVE ME SOME GIRL SCOUT COOKIES & I'LL BE ALL GOOD!! @girlscouts SPONSOR ME!! FEED MY ADDICTION! HELP ME DAMMIT! HELP ME... CONSUME MORE OF YOU DELICIOUS COOKIES!! #girlscouts #girlscout #girlscoutcookies #girlscoutsrock #cookies #cookie #girlscoutcookie #mystrangeaddiction #strangeaddictions #givemethecookie #cookiemonster #comedy #chiseledadonis #comedian #followme #follow